The first present is kind of shiny. You pick it up and realise it's quite heavy.
You rip through the wrapping paper, open the box and reveal......

YOUR OWN BOCCE/BOTCHI SET!!

And also included in the box is your own video!

Maybe if you practise every day and devote your life
to the sacred art of bocce you can become a BOCCE MASTER!

LIKE THIS GUY:

Or this guy!

Or even this guy:

After you spend a good 10mins imagining life as a bocce master,
you realise there are still 2 presents left.