YOUR OWN BOCCE/BOTCHI SET!! And also included in the box is your
own video! Maybe if you practise every day and
devote your life LIKE THIS GUY: Or this guy! Or even this guy: After you spend a good 10mins imagining life as a bocce master,
The first present is kind of shiny. You pick it up and realise it's quite
heavy.
You rip through the wrapping paper, open the box and reveal......
to the sacred art of bocce you can become a BOCCE
MASTER!
you
realise there are still 2 presents left.