There is a KABOOM! and you open the door, finding.... What the hell?
Where's the present?
There's nothing here!
What a krappy birthday (with a kapital k)
.... Wait a second....
There's a bit of paper on the ground. It says:
Ok I’ ve been putting this off long enough, and I know
it's what you really want…
So, umm, yeah… please accept this as an ‘addmittance of my talents’ or
whatever. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AGREE WITH YOU! It simply means I really
appreciate all the nice things that you have said to me… and for just being a
nice person.
So happy birthday! With much gwap-ness from emma. So, umm,
Last present last present last present!
Before you can pick it up, the
box starts to shake violently.
"EEEK!" you say and run inside, slamming the
door.
NOTHING!!
YAY!